THE ART OF THE YO MAMA JOKE
Yo
 mama jokes are basically all the same. The only difference is the
wit and the verbal skills of the participants. All yo mama jokes have a
set formula… “yo mama is so X [stupid, fat, lazy, slow, skinny, dark,
etc.], she Y [This is where the mental agility, verbal skill and quick
wit comes in]. What follows are ten examples of yo mama jokes. They
are not the best. Nor are they the worst. They are merely demonstrations
of the use of the mama joke formula and what can come out of the human
imagination.
-
 Yo mama is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
- Yo mama is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls
it air-conditioning.
- Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1!
- Yo mama is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
- Yo mama is so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the
ocean!
- Yo mama is so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
- Yo mama is so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
- Yo mama is so ugly just after she was born, her mother said
“What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
- Yo mama is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo
daddy has two jobs.
- Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
Now that you have the formula and a few to get you started, go
ahead and come up with a few yo mama jokes of your own. You’ll be
amazed at what you can come up with once you get started. It’s
stimulating. It’s challenging and most of all, it’s fun.
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